nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

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ask-female-mituna:

cepuminssh:

plur-panda:

erincutlah:

rurone:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

Puppy gotta live his puppy life.

*internally screams*

(Source: yara-bear)

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askdinkeldash:

sonic-screw:

2014-with-castiel:

lychgate:

gentlemanbones:

yungthoracicsurgeon:

indikos:

My boyfriend got me this hat :3

What? Why? You’re so pretty like….what the fuck?

What. What.

nobody is reblogging this for your hat im sorry

its for your incredibly perfect and beautiful face

How are people so pretty?!

you look like a mythical pirate cat i don’t know if pirates can be mythical but you are holy shit

Which of your parents was an elf?

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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

(Source: shingekinowinchester)

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nerdynerdynerdynerd:

asgardreid:

thestormscrolls:

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.image

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

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nercomancer asked: draw some snk!!

braginskey:

infinitenap:

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I’ve been on this website for almost four years and I still don’t know what snk means

oh my god

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