This needs more notes
Ok I completely understand were this is coming from and I respect it. But if I spend $10,000 on a fucking wedding ring I better be gettin some ass..
um the point is just because you’re married doesn’t mean you are required to have sex all the time. there are going to be times where one or the other is not going to be feeling up for it and you just have to respect that they don’t want to.
Ever heard the expression “to keep your man happy keep his belly full and his nuts empty” Words to live by! Just saying..
Yeah I’m not fucking stupid but you don’t have to have sex every fucking second. I can’t believe I’m reading this.
what a nasty old fuck go eat a dick you borderline rapist piece of shit
His tattoo translates to ‘faggot’. WHY
Because i am one.
“Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you.”
-George R.R Martin.
i just watched this five times in a row
The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won
i need to meet their parents.